popokko:

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

theocseason4:

does anyone agree that we do not have enough heart emojis

mothsfuzz:

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

bisexualgambit:

When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

it-is-trash-time-kiddos:

tellyjpg:

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

illicitbehaviour:

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

tonedeafparrot:

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jedika:

Anne Hathaway’s character in Devil Wears Prada literally just starts dressing better and taking an interest in her work and her friends act like she’s an awful person who has “changed”. Like bitch THIS IS NOT A LINDSAY LOHAN MEAN GIRLS MOMENT all she did was get the new Chanel boots.

coffeemixedwithcream:

Me staring at the sleep paralysis demon on my ceiling @ 3:03am

shmidny:

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA